Long-Pubes's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Happy Eazterrrrr]

Not that great

I really don't see how this got a daily feature. I'm not saying it sucks, but it's just not funny. I was expecting something really long and hilarious but this was short and didn't make me laugh at all. I mean, I know it must have taken a while to make, but It just baffles me that this got daily feature.

[Zero Wing: Definity Pt. 1]

It was ok.

Don't get me wrong, it's great to see some Zero Wing movies on Newgrounds. This had GREAT graphics, too, and mixed with the sound it seemed like the opening credits for a real movie. But the thing is, this had no violence whatsoever, and practically nothing that really grips the viewer, like suspense. I mean, when you have something that is a several-parter, you need something good in each part if you expect the viewer to want to watch more of it. I'm not trying to make this sound like crap, because it's quite good, it could just use a little action or suspense. Good job though, keep it up.

[All Your Booze]

Cool!

I loved how you turned the already rediculous sayings into hobo form. Awesomishly pimpin' funny.

[(old vers)Dead Rain 5]

Holy sweet Jesus.

Oh my god. That was quite possibly the best serious movie on Newgrounds I've ever seen. It's a GREAT improvement over the other four. The frames per second are alot higher and the camera goes along with the intense fighting sequence, making this look graphically marvelous. I can't wait for the next one to come out.

[scampi]

Fantizzastic

I personally think this is your best movie on NG. That guy has the greatest walk ever, and he looks really freaky. Like he's gonna kill me.

[bonjour]

Great

Yeah, I've been reading the reviews, and some people are just idiots. This movie was great, a nice stupidly-random funny cartoon. I rather found the ending to be quite funny. First of all, anybody that didn't like the movie because of its ending, screw you. If you're not used to that kind of stuff, then you're obviously not used to Newgrounds in the first place. And what REALLY pisses me off are all these bastards that hated it because of the Frenchness. I know it's been said many times over in the reviews, but these ignorant racists need to be beaten with salami.

French people, first off, live in a better country than we do. You can deny it all you want, but this country sucks and is blinded by corruption and lies by the government that everybody eats up and believes. Bush says the economy is in great shape, when really the rich people are getting richer and the poor people are getting poorer. He somehow found it neccesary to go into Iraq when Saddam had NOTHING to do with 9/11 and wasn't even making weapons of mass destruction, which Bush knew all along. Really He was planning to go into Iraq ever since his election. It's been his plan to get oil, use it as a way to get the publics attention to it so they didn't pay attention to the broken promises of Bush, and boost American patriotism to ensure he gets re-elected.

But back to French people, they didn't go into the war in Iraq because they were smart enough to know how much of a pointless war it was, all about lies. So to all you rednecks who hate French people, do some research about Bush, you'll find out he's been arrested 3 known times, was addicted to cocain, and impregnated a teenage girl and had her have an abortion. Anyway, great movie, keep up the good non-racist work.

[btm - the wiggles]

Great

That was just fabulousish. That made me laugh with much coolness. A great idea for a flash, and a great way to pull it off. In fact, the only thing I could complain about would be that in the interviews the people had sucky looking moving mouths. But that's not a big deal, the movie was awesome. I give it a 5.