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Not that great

I really don't see how this got a daily feature. I'm not saying it sucks, but it's just not funny. I was expecting something really long and hilarious but this was short and didn't make me laugh at all. I mean, I know it must have taken a while to make, but It just baffles me that this got daily feature.

It was ok.

Don't get me wrong, it's great to see some Zero Wing movies on Newgrounds. This had GREAT graphics, too, and mixed with the sound it seemed like the opening credits for a real movie. But the thing is, this had no violence whatsoever, and practically nothing that really grips the viewer, like suspense. I mean, when you have something that is a several-parter, you need something good in each part if you expect the viewer to want to watch more of it. I'm not trying to make this sound like crap, because it's quite good, it could just use a little action or suspense. Good job though, keep it up.

No.

Not the least bit funny or entertaining. And Newfound Glory is one of the GAYEST BANDS EVER. That was some of the most stupid poppy excuse for punk rock I have ever heard in my life. Sorry man, just not an entertaining movie.

Butterflysmasher responds:

eh to each his own, i never even heard of em before this animation, i literaly just picked a song off my HD at random and went from there. maybe you have to be really tired to truly enjoy it....

Freakin' cool

System of a Down is probably my favorite band. This is a good song, not their best, but still good. I just wish the whole song would've been there. The drawings were good and solid, great frame by frame action. My only real beef is that it's kinda too short.

Cool!

I loved how you turned the already rediculous sayings into hobo form. Awesomishly pimpin' funny.

Pretty good.

Well, let's see... I love the thought of Zero Wing flashes, there should be more. But some things in this flash kinda bothered me. Like for instance, you could have used sprites from the game instead of re-creating them with flash graphics. That would bring back alot more of the game's coolness. In fact, I really don't see any kind of resemblence to the game other than the mech similarities and the name. Also, the music just plain SUCKED BALLS. Completely. You used that song in both of the Zero Wing flashes you made, and I think that the song should be peed on by a baby elephant. But the graphics looked great, and I can tell alot of effort was put into this. So good job other than the songs and the lack of game resemblence.

Holy sweet Jesus.

Oh my god. That was quite possibly the best serious movie on Newgrounds I've ever seen. It's a GREAT improvement over the other four. The frames per second are alot higher and the camera goes along with the intense fighting sequence, making this look graphically marvelous. I can't wait for the next one to come out.

Fantizzastic

I personally think this is your best movie on NG. That guy has the greatest walk ever, and he looks really freaky. Like he's gonna kill me.

Great

Yeah, I've been reading the reviews, and some people are just idiots. This movie was great, a nice stupidly-random funny cartoon. I rather found the ending to be quite funny. First of all, anybody that didn't like the movie because of its ending, screw you. If you're not used to that kind of stuff, then you're obviously not used to Newgrounds in the first place. And what REALLY pisses me off are all these bastards that hated it because of the Frenchness. I know it's been said many times over in the reviews, but these ignorant racists need to be beaten with salami.

French people, first off, live in a better country than we do. You can deny it all you want, but this country sucks and is blinded by corruption and lies by the government that everybody eats up and believes. Bush says the economy is in great shape, when really the rich people are getting richer and the poor people are getting poorer. He somehow found it neccesary to go into Iraq when Saddam had NOTHING to do with 9/11 and wasn't even making weapons of mass destruction, which Bush knew all along. Really He was planning to go into Iraq ever since his election. It's been his plan to get oil, use it as a way to get the publics attention to it so they didn't pay attention to the broken promises of Bush, and boost American patriotism to ensure he gets re-elected.

But back to French people, they didn't go into the war in Iraq because they were smart enough to know how much of a pointless war it was, all about lies. So to all you rednecks who hate French people, do some research about Bush, you'll find out he's been arrested 3 known times, was addicted to cocain, and impregnated a teenage girl and had her have an abortion. Anyway, great movie, keep up the good non-racist work.

Great

That was just fabulousish. That made me laugh with much coolness. A great idea for a flash, and a great way to pull it off. In fact, the only thing I could complain about would be that in the interviews the people had sucky looking moving mouths. But that's not a big deal, the movie was awesome. I give it a 5.

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