Recent Movie Reviews


NSFW's "The Miracle" NSFW's "The Miracle"

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

YTMND ftw.

And the NEDM music is by Coburn, and is entitled "We Interrupt This Programme". Yeah, spelled like that. It's not from Doom. Well actually, it's a remix of the above mentioned song, and I can't find the file of it anywhere.


NotSafeForWork responds:

Thank you! I'll update that.


Black Mages 5 Black Mages 5

Rated 5 / 5 stars

You ftw.

Sir, you have pwned everything else in existence with this Flash movie. I've watched it countless times now, and it is so crazy and fast-paced, I notice new things every time. I saw the previous "Black Mages" Flashes of yours, and they were good, but this is pure godlines. You can practically smell all the hard work that must have gone into this amazing animation and artwork. The sound is extremely well done; specifically I love how the lightning-fast transitions between scenes change music quickly as well. FFIX was a good choice of FF games to get the music from; some of the best in the series (and not to mention my favorite of the games.) I liked how all of the main classes played a role, though personally I wish red mage pwned more (I'm a huge RDM fanboy.) The whole movie was greatly entertaining, as were the outtakes, a very nice touch. If there is one thing I'm not totally satisfied with though, it's the ending. It seemed a bit...I don't want to say "rushed," but somewhat abrupt and unsatisfying. I'd like it to have finished with something really funny/stupid, rather than a giant blast of energy. But it by no means ruins the movie; obviously it isn't intended to be a traditional plot.

This will remain one of my favorite Flash movies ever, sir. Extremely well done.

P.S. It's totally off the subject, but I disagree that sprites are for unoriginal people. Though many sprite works may suck, I think that if done correctly they can be masterpieces. I'm a sprite ripper myself. Nothing personal, just wanted to get that off my chest. Your movie pwns and I worship you. Please, let me wash yoru balls.


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matt-likes-swords responds:

The ending was the result of me not writing a script :D

But thanks for the neat review.


8-Bitch5: EvilOnTheAttack 8-Bitch5: EvilOnTheAttack

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

zomg

That was the craziest goddamn thing I've ever seen, ever. I feel like I just lost about 10 IQ points. Crazy flash movie + red mage = win. Who was the green lady though? I don't recognize that class. Looked kinda like a black mage.


Recent Game Reviews


Punk-o-matic Punk-o-matic

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Not bad

That wasn't bad. I mean, really really good job with the music thing and stuff, but for something involved with punk, you could have really put in some GOOD punk. Like some Black Flag or Dead Kennedys style stuff. At least you didn't put in any Good Charlotte crap. Oh, and no offense, but you obviously have no clue what it's like to smoke pot.


Evil-Dog responds:

Right, Bad religion, lagwagon and nofx aren't good punk bands.
And I do know what it is to smoke pot, but no offense but you obviously don't know what is satire


Slipknot: Unmasked Slipknot: Unmasked

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Sweet

This was a sweet flash. Not just because it had great graphics, but because Slipknot sucks ASS. They think they're cool because they scream about hating their lives and sending through messages to kill themselves. What kind of fucking morons make lyrics like "If you're 555 then I'm 666!!!"? It's not music. Like said before, it is just noise. The band doesn't deserve to exist. All the people that are saying this movie sucked were mostly stupid fans that can't seem to face the fact that this band is one of the dumbest in the world, if you can even call them a band. "Korn and Slipknot are fucking 20 times better then fucking JH" -XtremeP8baller. "this is so fuckin stupid whoever made this needs 2 be smacked a few times. fuck u all who enjoyed this game." -marilyn_manson666. The people that wrote those reviews are some of the gayest people on Newgrounds. Everyone who likes Slipknot should go listen to some real music, not screaming. People who like Slipknot, poser-punk like Good Charloette, and rap freaks give music a discrace.