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Well hello. I have a poem for you. I was walking down the street. I pooped on the street. Your daddy gave me the middle finger. I beat him within an inch of his face. Merry friggin' Christmas.

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Score: 9
NSFW's "The Miracle"

"YTMND ftw."

date: July 8, 2006

And the NEDM music is by Coburn, and is entitled "We Interrupt This Programme". Yeah, spelled like that. It's not from Doom. Well actually, it's a remix of the above mentioned song, and I can't find the file of it anywhere.

Author's Response:

Thank you! I'll update that.

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Score: 10
Black Mages 5

"You ftw."

submission: Black Mages 5
date: June 26, 2006

Sir, you have pwned everything else in existence with this Flash movie. I've watched it countless times now, and it is so crazy and fast-paced, I notice new things every time. I saw the previous "Black Mages" Flashes of yours, and they were good, but this is pure godlines. You can practically smell all the hard work that must have gone into this amazing animation and artwork. The sound is extremely well done; specifically I love how the lightning-fast transitions between scenes change music quickly as well. FFIX was a good choice of FF games to get the music from; some of the best in the series (and not to mention my favorite of the games.) I liked how all of the main classes played a role, though personally I wish red mage pwned more (I'm a huge RDM fanboy.) The whole movie was greatly entertaining, as were the outtakes, a very nice touch. If there is one thing I'm not totally satisfied with though, it's the ending. It seemed a bit...I don't want to say "rushed," but somewhat abrupt and unsatisfying. I'd like it to have finished with something really funny/stupid, rather than a giant blast of energy. But it by no means ruins the movie; obviously it isn't intended to be a traditional plot.

This will remain one of my favorite Flash movies ever, sir. Extremely well done.

P.S. It's totally off the subject, but I disagree that sprites are for unoriginal people. Though many sprite works may suck, I think that if done correctly they can be masterpieces. I'm a sprite ripper myself. Nothing personal, just wanted to get that off my chest. Your movie pwns and I worship you. Please, let me wash yoru balls.

Author's Response:

The ending was the result of me not writing a script :D

But thanks for the neat review.

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Score: 9
8-Bitch5: EvilOnTheAttack

"zomg"

date: June 26, 2006

That was the craziest goddamn thing I've ever seen, ever. I feel like I just lost about 10 IQ points. Crazy flash movie + red mage = win. Who was the green lady though? I don't recognize that class. Looked kinda like a black mage.

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